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Today's featured article File:Pine cone.jpg A pinecone is a very sharp, annoying, pointless object that does nothing but grow on trees and then fall into your yard so you are forced to pick them up or run over them with your lawnmower which often gets ruined from this. Pinecones are often very big in size, ranging from the size of cars to the size of the Empire State Building (you can find some of those in Africa, where all the big stuff is). Pinecones are actually living creatures and prefer to not be handled by humans or they will swordfight you with their sharp....pines....and they will attack you. This has been proven to be false, but have you ever been alone and then suddenly a pinecone falls on your head? That's because it jumped out of its pining nest (up in the tree) to land on your head and hurt you, or to land on the ground and miss you. Pinecones are very smart and intelligent as they can swim, climb, play football, basketball, tennis, softball, watch tv, play ping-pong, and so many other things. Do not underestimate the power of the pinecone. (more...) Recently featured: Pyramid – The modern world – Kevin Rudolf Archive – By email – More featured articles... Did you know... ... that, in the United States, if you have an annoying laugh people are allowed to throw carrots at you? ... that a mosquito can be infected with AIDS, too, so you could get AIDS from getting bitten by one? ... that it is illegal to fall asleep at 9:47 in the evening? ... that in Japan, you have to be at least five foot tall to get on an elevator? Tip of the day You should've never gotten married. Archive – By email – More featured articles...

In the news Lil Wayne pushes back album date again! File:Jonas Brothers.jpg The Jonas Brothers finally admit that they suck (pictured) Applebees changes its name to Yellow and Black Bees on July 11, 2009, and are attacked by the media. Korea unsuccessfully attacks Hawaii on July 4 because they fell asleep and forgot, and they were lazy. Michael Jackson finally dies at the age of 50 on June 25, 2009. Environmentalists suggest reusing toilet paper as yet another method of conserving the environment. MIS-News – Recent Deaths – More current events... On this day... 2001 - Bambi's mother dies (pictured). And was this even fair? File:Bambi's mother.jpg 1995 - Mummies invades Ireland. 1999 - Branded oatmeal is made illegal in Canada, Mexico, France, Belgium, and other unimportant countries. 2009 - this day happens. 2005 - one of the worst movies in history plays on the movie theaters. (see: 2005 in film). 1997 - Madonna is named "the worst Hollywood influence". No doubt. Knew it was coming. Archive – By email – List of historical anniversaries. It is now August 15, 2009 (UTC) - Refresh this page

Today's featured picture File:Abercrombie.jpg The logo for Abercrombie until they finally realized that the person who was in charge of perfecting the logo actually didn't make it a perfection. Archive – More featured pictures... Other areas of Misencyclopedia Help desk — Ask questions about Misencyclopedia Content — the content (articles) of Misencyclopedia, listed in alphabetical order. Disambiguation pages — list of the articles on Misencyclopedia that are disambiguations List of pages — list of the pages containing every page that starts with "list of" Discography pages — list of the available discography pages in Misencyclopedia Misencyclopedia's sister projects Misencyclopedia : The Info-less Encyclopedia File:Misnews3.png MIS-News : The news File:Commons.jpg Commons : Pictures File:Missionary-Dictionary.jpg Missionary-Dictionary : Definitions File:MisQuote.jpg MisQuote : Various quotes File:MissenBooks.jpg MissenBooks : A bookpedia on books Misencyclopedia languages This Misencyclopedia is written in English. Started in April 2009, it currently contains 2,362 articles. Other Misencyclopedias are available, some of the largest listed below: More than 10 articles: Español More than 5 articles: Français · 日本語 More than 1 article: Nederlands · Italiano · Deutsch More than 0 article: Norsk · Português