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| − | <div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to [[Misencyclopedia]],</div> |
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| − | <div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">the info-less [[encyclopedia]] that anyone can edit.</div> |
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| − | '''[[The modern world]]''' is an article that will take forever to read. In fact, you're probably wondering why you'd be reading it. In fact, no one really knows. In fact, you're getting annoyed at the fact that this article keeps saying ''in fact'', aren't you? Most people would be. And if you aren't annoyed with it, then you'd be weird and wouldn't fit into the crowd, wouldn't you? |
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| − | Most people can't accept the fact that they are weird and don't fit into the crowd. That is, if they are. Because people want to make other people believe that they are rich, fancy, great, successful, etc., whatever. They want to fool you and be in their own little disguise to make you think that you are right and you're actually not. |
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| − | Actually, there are many cases in which someone may be embarassed by simple little things such as their looks, their clothes, their smell, their mom, the food they ate last night and how their breath might be effected by it, the girlfriend/boyfriend/both? they go out with, and many other things. All these things combined together makes the average [[teenager]] mirror-friendly, which would mean that most [[mirror]]s are sold out in big stores such as [[Walmart]] and [[the Mall]] because teens are always wanting to buy mirrors there and crap like that. They always want to please someone else. |
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| − | Here we go, back to making people believe other things. It seems that it won't matter what topic we get on; it's just that if we talk in that direction, which is easy to fall into, we will end up talking about how "cilivised" and "perfect" that humans are in general, referencing the fact that people are trying to impress other people so they can be complimented and feel good about themselves. |
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| − | *... that, in the United States, if you have an annoying laugh people are allowed to throw carrots at you? |
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| − | *... that a mosquito can be infected with AIDS, too, so you could get AIDS from getting bitten by one? |
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| − | *... that it is illegal to fall asleep at 9:47 in the evening? |
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| − | You should've never gotten married. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Jonas_Brothers_finally_admits_they_suck The '''Jonas Brothers''' finally admit that they '''suck'''] (pictured) |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Applebees_changes_its_name_to_Yellow_and_Black_Bees '''Applebees''' changes its '''name''' to '''Yellow and Black Bees'''] on July 11, 2009, and are attacked by the media. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Korea_unsuccessfully_attacks_Hawaii_on_July_4 '''Korea''' unsuccessfully attacks '''Hawaii''' on '''July 4'''] because they fell asleep and forgot, and they were lazy. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Michael_Jackson_finally_dies! '''Michael Jackson''' finally '''dies'''] at the age of 50 on June 25, 2009. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Environmentalists_suggest_reusing_toilet_paper '''Environmentalists''' suggest reusing '''toilet paper'''] as yet another method of conserving the environment. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Crocodiles_eat_two_men_on_a_Vacation '''Crocodiles''' eat '''two men''' on a '''vacation'''] after they had a long talk and the two men made a bet for the crocodiles to do it, thinking that they wouldn't. |
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| − | *[[2001]] - Bambi's mother dies ''(pictured)''. And was this even fair? [[File:Bambi's_mother.jpg|thumb|70 px]] |
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| − | *[[1995]] - Mummies invades Ireland. |
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| − | *[[1999]] - Branded oatmeal is made illegal in [[Canada]], Mexico, France, Belgium, and other unimportant countries. |
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| − | *[[2009]] - this day happens. |
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| − | *[[2005]] - one of the worst movies in history plays on the movie theaters. (see: [[2005 in film]]). |
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| − | *[[1997]] - [[Madonna]] is named "the worst Hollywood influence". No doubt. Knew it was coming. |
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| − | It is now [[July|July 30]], [[2009]] ([[UTC]]) - [http://misencyclopedia.wikia.com Refresh this page] |
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