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| − | | style="color:#000;" | <div id="mp-tfa">A '''[[tone deaf]]''' person is someone who can't sing at all without friggin sucking or hear the differences being tunes without someone telling them, so don't get one of your tone-deaf friends to tune your [[guitar]] for you, because they will friggin suck at it and will make you really [[mad]] because they didn't tune it near right. In fact, they tuned it to where it sounded worse than last time, which is pretty bad. |
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| − | *... that, in the United States, if you have an annoying laugh people are allowed to throw carrots at you? |
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| − | An excuse for not eating spinach is telling your mother/father that it will make your taste buds kill themselves. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Applebees_changes_its_name_to_Yellow_and_Black_Bees Applebees changes its name to Yellow and Black Bees] on July 11, 2009, and are attacked by the media. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Korea_unsuccessfully_attacks_Hawaii_on_July_4 Korea unsuccessfully attacks Hawaii on July 4] because they fell asleep and forgot, and they were lazy. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Michael_Jackson_finally_dies! Michael Jackson finally dies] at the age of 50 on June 25, 2009. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Crocodiles_eat_two_men_on_a_Vacation Crocodiles eat two men on a vacation] after they had a long talk and the two men made a bet for the crocodiles to do it, thinking that they wouldn't. |
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| − | *[http://misencyclopedianews.wikia.com/wiki/Black_family_sues_a_tornado Black family sues a tornado] for their trailer being the only one in a trailer park that it hit. |
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| − | *[[2001]] - Bambi's mother dies ''(pictured)''. And was this even fair? [[File:Bambi's_mother.jpg|thumb|70 px]] |
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| − | *[[1995]] - Mummies invades Ireland. |
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| − | *[[1999]] - Branded oatmeal is made illegal in [[Canada]], Mexico, France, Belgium, and other unimportant countries. |
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| − | *[[2009]] - this day happens. |
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| − | *[[2005]] - one of the worst movies in history plays on the movie theaters. (see: [[2005 in film]]). |
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| − | *[[1997]] - [[Madonna]] is named "the worst Hollywood influence". No doubt. Knew it was coming. |
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| − | *[[2012]] - World War XI will be talked about |
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| − | *[[2010]] - Scientists say now that [[Times Square]] will blow up from having so many people in it, and when asked why, they responded, "That's how Science works. When there is too much of something in one spot it blows up." |
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